Най-доброто, което видях днес, без съмнение е The Declaration of Revocation. Чудя се дали Джон Клийз не трябва малко да се напъне и да пише по-честичко? Язък за таланта му.
You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we don’t believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap, and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.
The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling „beer“ is not actually beer at all, it is lager . From November 1st only proper British Bitter will be referred to as „beer,“ and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as „Lager.“ The substances formerly known as „American Beer“ will henceforth be referred to as „Near-Frozen Gnat’s Urine,“ with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as „Weak Near-Frozen Gnat’s Urine.“ This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in the Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.
You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you’re not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you’re not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you’re not grown up enough to handle a gun.
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